Good god, I thought this was the usual Giz-Apple lovefest, but this is truly, godawful terrible. The writing is/was/has been on the wall for the last several years. So what do they do? Make a goddamned alt-rock song.

I'd love to have an E30 slammed to an inch of its life, a tastefully done Civic Si hatchback, or a 350 Nova with a four on the floor, but fact of the matter is that cars are expensive.

No - Gizmodo, if not Jesus Diaz himself, is more-or-less sucking the metaphorical cock of Apple. Seriously, they actually tried to give Steve Jobs (as opposed to, say, Alan Turing) credit for inventing modern computing among other thing.

If it were an Escort Cosworth, the collective downforce plus the weight of the spoiler would've crushed the soul out of that guy.

Hi, I'm twelve years old and know fuck all about cars other than what I've learned playing iGranForza Stage 5 MAX TUNE at the local arcade. I've seen lots of pictures and read lots of car magazines and my dad has a sweet Charger.

Now, how about some Wi-fi BUKKAKE?

So these people are going to sell off their bodily fluids, their family, and their bodies...all for a phone that's thinner and only marginally better than the last one and will be dumped like yesterday's news in two years.

True, but people are actually using GT5 as a stepping stone to becoming professional race drivers.

Most of the cars at the 24 hours of Nürburgring don't count. The makers of the game are sponsoring the race.

Well that's cute. This guy managed to keep his '82 going for thirty years without any of that shit.

Well, I didn't use the manual option so that could explain why.

Well, while I can't comment on some of these things, I did a day trip in the new Focus and can say that the automatic has atrocious low-speed maneuvers (think parking lot) and the 3/4 visibility could be better.

While I can't comment on some of these things but I DID drive the new-gen Focus with the automatic and it did have pretty bad low-speed shifting and the rear 3/4 visibility could be better.

While both cars are so '80s that it makes you want to phone up a coke dealer, the Subaru gets my nod on the basis that I can share the weirdness with four other people in reasonable comfort.

1. 1995 Porsche 911 turbo: last of the air-cooled 911s.

No. I like it but not as much as the 911 turbo S. There is no way in hell I could handle something with that much power going to two wheels without wrapping it into a tree. Badly.

I should've said BUILT PCs with Windows instead of selling. My point still stands: Apple is the only one selling iPads (through whatever distributive channels they have) but any Joe can start a shop building and selling Windows PCs. When you have so many people vying for the same pie, nobody's going get a very large…

This probably would've made for a more interesting article.

Fun fact: It's about 1/2" longer and 1/4" wider but .42" thinner than the Handspring Visor I used to tote around in my narrow-leg jeans along with my flip phone with plush Totoro keychain.

Well, my sister did drop hers beneath the wheel of my mom's car, so...