Well, that's the fun part of numbers. If we take ALL computers running Windows, for instance, we'll have 336 million sold in 2011. That's four times as many.

Despite the financial ass-raping they give to returning customers, it looks like I'll probably be staying with Verizon Wireless.

Great. That settles it, I'm buying a S III.

Nope. I'd get an extra job so I can DD it AT LEAST twice. Then lose my hearing and go on disability for the rest of my life.

Gigli. One turd deserves another.

Three words: economies of scale.

You do realize that this is the same Gizmodo that actually credited Steve Jobs and not Alan Turing with inventing computers, right?

Yeah, we get it - Apple good, Everybody else bad.

OK, viral marketing is starting to get out of hand now.

Not bad, but I think a TRUE Apple fanatic would bring up something about classic Macs at some point.

I know, right?

My cousin had one of these back in the early/mid-'90s. My dad happened to stop by with my pregnant mother and I in tow and somehow got the keys from my cousin. We didn't go very far and I don't remember much from that experience other than it scared the crap out of my mother and it was the most sinister car I've ever…

As somebody living in Yolo County, I can say with relative confidence that being "Drunk af going 120 drifting corners" is not YOLO.

This does have multitouch and is made of carbon fiber which means it's stronger and weighs less.

http://www.lenovo.com/products/us/laptop/thinkpad/x-series/x1-carbon/

Found it!

Yes it sucks, but if you can afford a 959, you can afford to fix it.

Feh! $249? My mother's brother's transgendered bisexual French mistress bought one for $.005 using (insert spam url).

Of course, this is all for moot if you live with weird, if not creepy, shut-in guy...

You could do a parallel show in which you do it locally/etc and send the raised money over.