My mother's 2009 Camry LE. Yeah, it's neither fast nor exciting but it was the first car I ever drove legally - from my first drive after I got my permit to the license test itself (passed on 2nd try) and all the sadistic tests my father put me through (driving and parallel parking in a blinding rainstorm at night…

HAH! A used Peugeot? You're not pulling the wool over MY eyes!

Really? I'm pretty sure as an 18-year-old I really wanted a bone-white Subaru Legacy RS type-RA. Then again, I read Jalopnik...

Is it inappropriate to say that I went to my friend's CEO themed-party as Steve himself?

This one. Good lord, they stuck some ridiculous European body on it AND they couldn't even bother putting a windshield on it!

As if the mere act of listening to Sonny and Cher WASN'T torturing enough...

HAH. PENIS. VAGINA. SEX. PENETRATION.

Oh God. There's a $700 244 turbo that "runs rough". Don't tempt me.

Fair enough. It's a bigger problem on something like a NSX where engine rebuilds are pricey. Also, like skipped oil changes, it shows that you don't know/care enough about your car that you ignore potentially serious problems.

I walk around campus with two shinai strapped to my back like some sort of Gintama-wannabe (hey Kendo practice is RIGHT after class and I don't have time to go home) AND my school was famous for pepper-spraying non-violent protestors. Maybe I'm just lucky. :/

"YO IT'S SICK JDM WIT ONLY 96K MILES, YO. "

Cue pants-shitting anger from Spiegel in 3...2...1...

Sounds like you'll be needing some propane and propane accessories with that grill.

I was. But to be fair, I was like 8 or 9 at the time, so it's somewhat forgivable? At least I knew that the Titanic (the actual ship sinking, smartass) was a real event at the time.

Hey guys. I remember promoting the original comment in the "stealerships" thread.

Well, at least you're not dumb enough to think Obama wants to "take away" the Second Amendment, so I'll give you that.

The President was born on the now-destroyed planet Alderaan in the year 1642 as a secret Muslim Communist. This is true because my friend who has a Ph.D in Queer Latina Studies told me.

Regular Koenigsegg owner? Is that anything like Mitt Romney being an "average" guy who's friends with NASCAR team owners?

The cops hit pay dirt with the tip, though.

I was going to say make a square pizza and cut into 11 strips.