So I guess they won't be using this...

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Datsun to revive 510, 240Z, and Paul Newman's dead corpse.

Speaking of political cars, the VW Santana was the car of choice for the pre-foreign investment Chinese Communist bureaucrat.

Suzuki Cappuccino - I3 + 5-speed.

Let's just get this out of the way:

Any Ferrari that I can't afford, which is all of them.

You know what the Galaxy Note reminds me of? Yeah - remember that?

What dickbrain dealership is this?

Yeah, there's the possibility she was "swept up" in her excitement and broke her rule.

Holy crap - are we still living in 1989? I mean, even then that argument would probably be considered batshit insane back then.

Good lord, Jeep needs to make the Forward Control concept a reality. Like right fucking now.

You get a heart-click for having so much awesome on your desk.

It's downright AIM-pocalyptic!

ETA: Two stores, same deal. My bad. :) I previously thought the ThinkPad tablet was a double post.

But who will Onizuka-sensei call on to help him out of complicated situations?

2nd: Didn't the Crown Vic have this habit of catching fire if rear-ended hard enough? I remember it being bad enough that Ford did something about it.

I'll take what I can get. It's the "closest" to being right. ;D

"YOU SIR ARE AN IDIOT!!!"

Nope. No way this is real. Quite clearly this is some sort of joke that has escaped you guys; there is NO way humanity can sink this low.