1950's Ford Taunus Transit van. No need for any mods, just some paint AND maybe an Austin-Healey Sprite to park next to it.

Well, to be fair, they already HAVE replaced mine once when it died around 48 hours after purchase. I'm honestly not expecting anything other than a replacement.

Yes, but as others have said, it's not out of the goodness of their hearts but because their legal and accounting departments have probably figured out it was cheaper to take care of it now and avoid any potentially nasty lawsuits in the future.

Mazda is like Zooey Deschanel - bizarre, but not in a way that would make you gag, and doesn't look too bad to boot. Involved in a few stinkers but in no way her fault.

So in other words, Toyota's essentially the Eleanor Rigby then of the car world.

because racecar.

Huh. Are you telling me it's not an elaborate ruse crafted by Spiegel?

Maintenance.

It's nice to see that the guys in charge of the Need For Speed: High Stakes soundtrack have found work.

Wow. When I bought one of these I was halfway through my freshman year of high school AND all the receipts/records were sent to an AOL account. But hey, I still use it so I'll send it back then. :D

As I posted in oppo a few days ago, there's a Mazda 323GTX for sale in the SF Bay Area. turbo+AWD homologation special. Pretty sweet price, too.

The difference is that they're pro-Japanese culture. You're "WOOHOO! Japan's car industry got destroyed by a massive earthquake and tsunami! GO AMERICAA!!! LOLJAPS."

Speaking of which, this was the original Honda Odyssey. They even made a special version known as the Pilot. So the original Honda Odyssey and Pilot were really ATVs.

Hi, fucking typical liberal here.

Step 6: Do massive red-lining burnout in front of her fat fucking face as I drive out of the lot. Maybe do donuts around her car.

No, it works - the Legacy RS won a WRC round in 1992, so we'll only remember them. :D

Dammnit Kyle, you're supposed to set him up and THEN run him into the wall on the final corner of the final lap.

Hey, he was obviously trying to go back to the future. Damn flux capacitator didn't work right.

Let me guess, you've never studied it. As an ex-psych major (I left not because engineering had better paychecks but for personal reasons), yeah, I would say some of the social things are a bit on the weak side - Dr. Freud was, quite ironically, projecting his own unconscious desires into people he saw projecting…

You and ex-Chrysler President Bob Lutz.