To be pedantic, Tsuchiya actually stared out in his family's Nissan Skyline delivery car before moving onto the AE86.

Pathetic my ass, this is 197hp in a car the size of a Mini Cooper. The original Integra Type-R and Civic Type-R made the exact same HP number and pulled 0-60 in the low-sixes.

Upload to photobucket and then copy and paste the URL that ends in .jpg when you click on the image.

...and booze. Lots of it.

It's kinda odd that the Subaru DOESN'T have the ZOMGALTEZZAAH lights given what they did to the Impreza.

Needs more Yakedty Sax.

It is, but it could be for another site. I got starred on some other sites and it still popped up in my messages regardless of where I was. Only the fact that what I did featured in hoon of the day (Senna + Civic race car) and the fact that Matt Hardigree did the deed tipped me off to where I got starred.

Couldn't help but think of this. Sorry, feel free to continue with the utter inanity of your logic.

Shaddup and get back to work at the mills, slave! I earned my star! Stop with this nonsense and maybe you can achieve the Jalopnik dream - a star next to every user name and a broken-down wagon with a 5-speed manual that "only" needs a bit of work to get running in every driveway.

No more Civics in Japan. :(

Profit is bullshit. A crafty accountant can easily flip-flop the numbers around so that it goes whichever way looks better for taxes. Even if you take GDP into account, the numbers are still going to show that our country is benefited as a whole regardless of what you buy. The Canadian autoworker's not going to go…

"... choosing to support my own countries economy instead of sending money overseas that we will never get back. "

You forget this is Steve Jobs. He probably has an assload of underlings and bitches to do that work for him.

So I guess Eric Clapton was wrong - if you wanna get down, down on the ground, apparently you need to go tailgate somebody in Michigan with blow in your car.

Of course! How could I forget Sgt. Daimon's awesome rides or the 'vert R31?

Here's part one with the gullwing'd 280ZX.

Seibu Keisatsu just took a dump on every vintage Nissan ever made and wiped its ass on what what survived. The show was sponsored by Nissan so they quite literally had an ass-load of Nissans to bash up and otherwise trash. Like the 240Z that goes flying and smashed into little bits in this version of the intro.

Hold the presses! The Toyota Tercel Corsa GP turbo deserves a nod. Bitches love pop-up lights.

Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt can best be described as The Powerpuff Girls on crack with a heaping dose of sex and guns.

Doctor Kevorkian's Suicide Machine is right next to Lesbian Kung-Fu Clique on my list of potential indie band names.