Ah crap. I had the ICF-C218 with red letters in elementary through high school and got the one with the green letters in college. The one with the red display is at home and is set to some top-40 alternative station while the green one is in my apartment and tuned to my college radio station.

Or you could save yourself an ass-load of money by using an overhead projector connected to a computer to project onto a whiteboard.

Sir, please calm down. The nice men in white coats are just here to bring you to a happy place.

If the movie stinks, JUST DON'T GO!

You miserable little shit.

The Wankel Rotary. Yeah, Mazda did make something out of it, but do realize that it could have been so much more.

Yes. I saw like five copies on the sale rack at the (now former) local Borders and was morbidly curious. So I found it at my local library (your tax dollars at work) and read it for $0.

About five seconds after the picture up top was taken, everybody in a 500 foot radius projectile-vomited and the statues in the Vatican City started to weep with the blood of innocent kittens, virgins, and school children.

Older car? Steve Jobs had top-of-the-line AMG-modified Mercedes-Benz SLs

What a bunch of wimps. Still, that's one helluva tax write-off.

They've either been blown up, stolen and blown up, or hoarded so that their value will blow up.

Standing on line? So I guess the internet really IS a series of tubes! ;D

Lies. All lies. It was clearly the aliens.

Holy crap. For $635, I can buy the following:

I misread it as Porsches.

Jeez, this guy has awful luck with sports cars - first Porsche and now Lamborghini.

It's all good up front then it goes all Homer from the C-pillar back.

Really? I'm 20 and I remember using IIes and AIO-form-factor Preformas as well as my uncle's PowerBook Duo in elementary school years. Then iMacs in high school. Maybe that's just me.

I once thought hellaflush was cool. Then I saw one guy in a hellaflush Mk3 slam into the crown of the road twice - once getting on, once getting off - and I realized how one could see it as stupid.

Well, to be fair, $700 for lease + insurance isn't half-bad if you consider the fact that his insurance, had he bought a car himself, would cost at LEAST $500. At least this can be written off on his taxes.