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Fencing? As a young Asian male, I engage in JDM fencing, otherwise known as Kendo.

Bikers = people who ride motorcycles and may or may not wear leather while doing so.

Sounds like a bad case of Subterranean 3G Blues.

Crack pipe. Too many owners for that price, the [insert component of choice] isn't original, and my [insert person you know] had one and [segues into incredibly long but interesting twelve paragraph essay].

Uh...Unless Apple's changed its M.O., there ought to be some sort of different-colored lettering on the back saying iPod/iPad/iPhone/iEtc so it's not just "generic black rectangle". The exception is the iPhone; it's too small to be seen while held as a phone.

I understand. I was just trying to be funny.

That's in Canada!

Bull-crap.

So that explains what Roxanne was putting on that red dress for. Not surprised as NSX payments cannot be cheap.

This car has an aluminium chassis. I don't want to be on the receiving end when a badly rebuilt one goes tits up.

The Nissan GT-R. On one hand, it's HOLY SHIT fast and will tear your face off with its grip, but on the other hand, some hate how all the electronic gizmos detract from the driving experience.

The newest VAG car is looking for male customers.

This baby's so light Colin Chapman's shitting his dead-man slacks.

...and this is the same Saudi Arabia that won't let women drive...

No '80s Toyota jump?

Toyota just laughed rudely in Nissan's face.

Maybe they're Michael Jackson fans who realize that it doesn't matter if you're black or white. What a stunning (and incredibly ironic) statement regarding racial relations in America by the UAW.

VW probably won't sell Mr. Firebird an Up! in the US of A, so here's the house from "Up!" so that you can fly to Europe to buy one.

That reminds me, if I ever buy an ACR, I need to get vinyl stickers along the side skirts saying "If found please return to Jalopnik.com". Except with a massive apostrophe that excludes Wert, lest he dragons it.