Silly Gizmodo. You meant to say that Alan Turing in that title, not Steve Jobs.

ONE STAR. I WOULD GIVE ZERO IF I COULD.

The Toyota Corolla.

Didn't Patrick Bateman kill that son-of-a-bitch? Oh wait, that was a different Paul Allen. Sorry. Still, it was pretty hilarious to see the lead singer of 30 Seconds to Mars get the crap chopped out of him.

You see that large group of angry people with pitchforks? They give and you're going to get.

It always puzzles me when people take resale value into account when buying a car. Are you really going to put aside your own comfort and enjoyment so that the guy coming after you can have a good time? To butcher what Jim Glickenhaus said, "Not putting miles on your Ferrari is like not having sex with your girlfriend…

Don't worry, I'm sure he's still very good.

B-b-but my BFF says that I'm not cool unless I have a Toyota Highlander, so I'm going to have to say no to the Roadmaster.

Stupid nibbles.

There's a car? Oh! That's the new 2012 Camry! Hi, Camry.

I've got solid-state memory - I can remember things quickly but it's not going to be cheap.

I actually passed up a chance to buy an all original (at least from the pictures) 1993 SHO with the five speed. It hurts as much as the time I passed up a chance for a somewhat rare Legacy sport with the five speed, but it hurts more this time as I actually am licensed this time around.

I'm thinking about buying one of these as a school tablet. My ThinkPad T400 is nice and all, but it weighs an ton and if I could streamline my life into as few things as possible it would be great. I know it can read PDFs "borrowed" off piratebay so I could use it as a textbook, but what I really need is something…

Ah...the good ol' suicide room! I cranked out these babies by the hundreds a few years ago on the PS2 version. I incinerated George W. Bush's gay partner who worked as a bank robber and countless others.

The Bugatti Veyron - it already weighs more than the standard stocker so it can take the hits and dish them out with equal strength AND it can hit 200 mph. The $1 million+ pricetag already covers half your R&D costs.

No cellphone use!?!?! That's worse than (insert dictator of choice)'s (aforementioned dictator's mass murder/genocide and/or suppression of dissent)!

I'm at University of California, Davis. It's out by Sacramento and has lots of bikes and cows.

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1991, eh? 1991 Ferrari F40.

That ought to be enough downforce for 120 m.p.h.