Lancia Stratos. Made in the malaise by people whose standards of fit and finish inspired feelings of malaise and left the bodies of everyone who drove it in a state of malaise, thanks to the Italian driving ergonomics.

Great. Now they'll be going back to setting up sites like imoscar.com. Or a podcast.

It was hilarious to see how people were going nuts when they saw that 1958 Testarossa hit the tires at Laguna Seca a few years back without realizing that these old race cars probably went through massive wrecks. Those million-dollar GTOs probably saw some nasty bumps and scraps in the 46 years since they rolled off…

AE86. You don't need no stinkin' pop-ups when you're delivering tofu.

So, in other words, it will always be worth shit tons of money...

This absolutely shits on my dream where I nearly bought an E30 3-series. That is why you have a star and I don't.

I've always wondered what would happen if I were to acquire cars the way I did in Gran Turismo in real life. I figure it would end up something like this except everything would be slammed and thrashed to within an inch of death. So exactly like this then.

Subaru Legacy 2.5GT. Used examples could be had for Civic money with a turbo engine AND 5/6-speed. Plus it's my default answer to any and every car question because I want one.

Uh...I did, but rule of funny required that you read the post underneath.

...when it's flying at me like this.

One of these...

...this was my AOTD.

Oh crap...

I know, right? Who in their right mind would convert a drop-bar Specialized Allez into a flat-bar?

Hachi-Roku.

Key word being sh*t.

"...considering that the profits and taxes on every vehicle purchased would stay stateside rather than going overseas to support a company whose home offices reside in a foreign country. "

How I feel about the person who came up with this idea:

You guys think he'll be sober enough to post bond?

Needs more mustache.