This is a great plan - just hope nobody drops a cigarette.

Anything in or associated with Group B. This is good too.

I'll stick my ***** in there...SKY FUCKING HIGH! (guitar riff) YEAH!

I was about to buy a 2005 Ferrari Enzo, but I came across your article and ended up buying a new Lamborghini Aventador. This is the sort of consumer advice you do not find often today and I thank you for doing this.

Wait, the SCCA has a class for these kinds of cars? Supra-powered AE86 here I come!

This. Of course, aerodynamics could prove troublesome, but isn't that what aeronautical engineers are for?

Erik Carlsson in his natural habitat.

Mysteriously? They did raid an al-Qaeda lair which had shitloads of videos and such.

This is sarcasm, right? It's not like he was micromanaging, for fuck's sake. He was making a observational joke.

Would it be greedy if I asked for a replica of that LeMans finish where all three GT40s cross the line in a 1-2-3 finish?

'sup, guys.

...that I don't have one. Apparently the California DMV does not take kindly to late-braking during the driving test.

$4000 can get you a Legacy Turbo of the same vintage WITH everything there and in good condition.

That's not tyte, bro! Same goes for anything owned or even vaguely associated with a bro.

Dear Mitsubishi,

This car is the automotive equivalent of this song. In fact, I'm pretty sure Stephen Fry will come up and punch you if you were to attempt to drive this. That would probably make it easier to stomach, really.

'98 USDM Integra Type-R. Too many of these have been blown up, stolen, or hidden from public view. I'd have one for DD, one for fun, and one for collecting - all in Championship White.

He seems to be confused between cars that look like dicks and cars DRIVEN by dicks.

6K for wheels? Those Deutsche-bags in Stuttgart must be Fuchs-ing kidding. On a more serious note, though, buying a set of new Fuchs will set you back something like $1350 per wheel on eBay (quick and not very thorough search).