The same applies to a lot of other cars. My parents want me to buy something larger as compact anything "won't hold up" if I crash into a SUV.

If you don't need the monitor, the coupon also applies a few of the other Dell XPS 8300 models.

Whoa. That's C-to the-razy, bro.

Like the Hammer, Sheen was hot stuff in the '80s but twenty years later, his performance today isn't as hot as was then.

My life has been infinitely simplified by the fact that I've realized he is just a really, really clever satirist. Right?

College student here, who leeches of the family. I haven't had to make decisions as dramatic as these, but I still managed to finish with over $100 bucks my first trial.

Fortunately, all 19,761 of my emails are there. Yeah, I never delete anything.

I replaced it with ironically but then I felt like a fucking hipster.

@Walternate: People have preferences!

Can't believe I forgot those; guess I was too enthusiastic. Though, to be fair, those are cars only Lord Joseph Schmoe of Farawayland the III, Esq. would have enough money to buy.

Anywhere in the 1989-1991 range.

@Spieg a la Carte: YOU GET BRIEF BLURB ONLY! NO STORY FOR YOU!

Because BORK.

Oh hai increased resolution!

You see? This is what happens when you drive a non-optimized Ferrari.

Am I the only one who read his Facebook comment in the "fuck Gumby" voice? AWW SHIT.

@Quattro-luvr: I had no idea Goofy drove a BMW M3.

Dodge Viper, any generation. Who knew that the ugly brute would still look so good so far down the road.

A large man's butt cheeks have touched the hood. I'd have burnt it.

Ok. You win. I will buy American from now on. Should I buy the Toyota Camry built in Kentucky by Americans? Or should I go buy a Ford built in Canada?