@sr20spitfirehotrod: I vomit imagining the kind of douchebag would would buy one.

@Интернет космонавт: Economics. Don't. Work. Like. That.

@powermatic: Maxim - our journalism is softer than the photos we weakly try to pass off as porn.

I was kinda expecting vagina pink or night-vision green as opposed to pussy magnet yellow.

You're going to void the....ah, fuck it, not gonna lie, it's hot.

Where the hell is the Acura NSX when you need it?

Like everybody else, Metal Gear Solid. Also, Gran Turismo 1-4 for revolutionizing the way racing games looked and felt.

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Trackpoint > Trackpad any day. The trackpad has awkward moments where it clicks when I recline on the couch with it pressed up against my stomach. I'm not fat, it's just that the angle I put it in. Yeah, that's it. Plus I like using the nipple. :D

The Asian Women Driver's Club will definitely be pleased to hear that! Large enough to take up 1.5 San Francisco parking spaces and hog the fast lane, small enough to squirt through non-existent spaces in traffic, cheap enough to repair when it somehow backs into the car three miles behind it, and it comes in the…

It put forth the idea that an exotic car didn't have to be exotic in the "Will it explode into a cloud of smoke and fire and/or try to kill me today?" sense; it forced Ferrari and co. to really wake up and smell the coffee regarding reliability.

@Squishpoke: It's not so much a safety issue as it is an ethical issue; driving on the grass is seen as unsportsmanlike and you can get penalized if you don't give back the position.

@tdok: You don't need shocks to have a good ride. Long-distance touring bikes are almost all solid-fork bikes.

Yes. That is Bruce Willis.

Oh hai guys!

@xX-Wrath-7-Xx: Why doesn't Kotaku do COTDs like Jalopnik?

It's a Saab, it's AWD, and it's fucking fast.

What's this I keep hearing about FFs? It better FFS, Jenson already did a car like this.

The middle poster is basically saying: "In Soviet Russia, hair curl YOU!"