@bradthedesigner: Apple=VW? So it's going to have random electrical faults and eventually funnel money building the most garish but fastest computer in the world?

The man was on Jalopnik and made videos consisting of nothing but pure and utter hoonage, for Chrissake.

@mytdawg:

Let's see, small-displacement engine, no airbags, and RWD. Holy crap, it's the sports car we've all been waiting for. And it can hold ten people!

@Xander Crews, Oppo Hunter: LIKE A BAWS.

@Michael: Perhaps his name is like Major Major Major, where his parents had amazing foresight in name their son.

The only one that I want more than this is a CSL.

@dangertree: Watch out for hop-ons!

@davidmeans: All humans die at some point. I know, it's mind-blowing, isn't it?

@CaffineFreakUs: Guns don't kill people, rappers do!

...this cheese, is made from the milk of my wife's tit.

Yeah, so what if I can only use it on private land? It's the only way they'll drag me to one of those things.

Haven't we seen this before? All that's missing is a 'shop of trollface asking "Problem, Jensen?"

@GitEmSteveDave: Hey, meth sounds like it could help me get through my max'd out schedule, two clubs, AND a job! I'm SO going to go get some. :D

I shall use this commercial as a reminder to raise my future children on a steady diet of 1990s Car and Driver, $1000 cars, and hoonage, neither of which are mutually exclusive.

YES! Netflix wants me to pay for it, my school guilt-tripped me out of requesting it from some library far away, and I don't want to pirate it!

It's like watching special-needs kids fight. On one hand, you feel very bad watching this, but then again, it is utterly fucking hilarious.

So it's really Test Drive Unlimited 2 - The Real Douchebag Simulator.

@Slid Pissed Tossed Mazda3hatch sideways into a effin DITCH: YO DUDE, I HEARD YOU LIKED DUDES SO WE PUT A DUDE INSIDE A DUDE SO YOU CAN BE A DUDE WHILE YOU ARE A DUDE!