I think the curtains will open, Steve will appear on massive screen, say "Thanks for the money, nerds!" and then fly away on his massive jetpack (that morphs into a helicopter) to his private island off the coast of Spain. Guarded by sharks. With Jean-Claude Van Damme clones flying around on hovercrafts armed with…

@Vavon: That takes dragoning to a whole new level.

@maximum_sarge: That's not hair, that's a beaver pelt! Is it wrong if the first thing I though when I saw the picture was "Canadian beaver?" I have no idea why.

@arozzi: 10.8 If Customer Reports unintended acceleration and it turns out customer has been mistaking accelerator for brake, proceed to bitch slap consumer. Repeat as necessary.

Oh dear. That Gumpert was one of two in the nation and a street version of their Formula One car.

It's a shame such a classy automobile ended up like this.

This would go perfectly with my Spyker C8!

Y'know what, not going to lie, I'd fuck half the cars in that shot. Poor Bugeye, though. Those Lucas Electronics probably will never work properly again. Not that they ever did...

Now imagine Lance Armstrong riding it. My math says a vehicle should do at/about 39 miles/hour, so...

When do the tentacles come in?

@jackson.herring: It keeps going and going and going....

A road bike. Naked bikes have way too much crap attached.

@jawnc: More importantly, Jay Chou can talk!?!?

@t.s.andrews: Isn't that what Forza Motorsport and Gran Turismo are for?

You can have all of those fancy bicycles. Just give me one of those so-fast-it's-barely-legal Specialized Shivs.

1985 4WD Toyota Pickup. White. Manual everything - from gearbox to windows. Last year with the solid-axle. But the base model altogether as he didn't like the Ford dealer's game and the Toyota dealer gave him a good price on that.

@Wunno Sev: Cupholders. It lacks cupholders for my venti soy no-foam latte.

So a Mrs. Murilee?

Perchance correlation does not indicate causation?

A used PWRC spec Subaru Impreza WRX STI, preferably ex-Vermont Sports Cars or Prodrive modified to be street-legal.