What do you call a female douchebag? I'm just surprised she didn't drive a BMW.

@Jonathan Parent: I don't think we can nationalize British Petroleum.

@ak4ray005: We're not the ones who are overcompensating for our physical shortcomings.

Obligatory Lutz cigar photo. Damn it, this man could stand beside an Aveo and make it look awesome. It is clear that he is the most interesting man in the world.

Is there a disclaimer telling you not to drive onto sidewalks?

@trev: As Admiral Ackbar would say,

@seven5suited: I read that every morning. But I always make sure to dress in my striped Joseph Abboud suit with color-matched Calvin Klein tie and eat a bran muffin with apple butter heated in my Panasonic muffin.

@bugattatra - lusting over a CB550F: RWD Sports Coupe

How can you do mad dorifto with that?

Yo dawg, I heard you liked smoking things so we made you a Bugatti out of cigarettes so you can smoke cigs while you smoke Civics.

What would Hank Scorpio drive?

Another proud graduate of the Grand Theft Auto driving school.

Well, the show must go on. Inside my heart is breaking, my Grand Marquis may be breaking, but my smile still stays on...

@Triborough:

Forget unintended acceleration, you've got no acceleration!

Do you think they would have been so happy to quote Jalopnik had we instead talked about the benefits of Brefass Scotch or good Cotomer Sevis?

Yamaha OX99. What do I win?

Finished with 6:40. Blame it on a misspent youth reading car magazines and a misspent freshman year at college rereading those same magazines because they happened to be archived in the library. Would have done better if I remembered to hit the enter key harder. Blurring some of the names together didn't help.