I got a FB alert saying “so-and-so is tagged as safe from the Nice attack.” Prior to that, I hadn’t checked my phone in hours so I had no idea what it was talking about. And yet, somehow I wasn’t surprised.

“Frank’s posted a plot-thickening, grammatically unfortunate statement.”

And Kevin McHale was one of the best dancers in the Glee cast so it never made any sense why they chose to stick him in a wheelchair.

That word bums me out unless it’s between the words “meat” and “pizza”

I also like how the Cumberbatches just sit there like well-mannered British people pretending they are not aware of anything tense or embarrassing going on next to them. Bradley could literally fart a giant green Unicorn out of his ass and the Batches would just sit there with restrained smiles, gently clapping after…

I’m willing to bet $100 that he’s the kind of guy that says “really” right to your face as you're crying

Isn’t it Sookie Stackhouse? (Not Steakhouse?)

WHO CARES, look at Benny Cumb, sitting over there, looking like a dark haired otter.

If I may humbly attempt to start a thread:

#3 comes later. And if he doesn’t have a record, they dig through social media to find pictures of him looking “gangsta” or even just vaguely threatening.

And, of course, carrying a licensed gun is totally legal under THE ALMIGHTY SECOND AMENDMENT which it appears all the same racist idiots are so protective of.

What just floors me- and it shouldn’t, I should be used to it, but it does, is that there are two instant reactions I see from a certain group of people whenever these tragedies happen:

“Christie Brinkley hosed down a woman who urinated on her beachfront property”

Have you tried a thunder shirt? I’ve heard great things about how they help animals with anxiety.

I took the dogs to the beach yesterday — they hate the water, but they love the sand and the gulls and the seaweed and the other dogs, so it was a lot of fun.

Check out these best buddies:

Thanks for saying this — I am currently feeling we are so far gone into photoshop reality we’ll never be able to see ourselves clearly again.

*looks down at spare tired* *sighs* *continues eating mac n cheese*

I’ve never been less attracted to Tom Hiddleston

Sourdough Cats!