“who, again, must serve food to fucking Harvard kids for a living, if you can imagine such a fate”

Is there a non-racist fan base this year? I’ve lost track... you know you don’t work for Gawker anymore, right Drew?

Simmons went PC when he went to Hollywood. That industry enforces a strict party line on all issues, you will be shunned if you deviate at all. That’s why it’s so rare to find a celebrity who doesn’t sound exactly like all the rest of them on social and political issues.

“Forgoing tens of millions of dollars to join up with a team whose expectations in 2017 will be unfathomably high, and then playing 82 punishing regular season games before enduring the bruising gauntlet that is playoff basketball, with a still-immortal LeBron awaiting you at the very end?”