It may have been the biggest crowd ever going by jeans size.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

Jared Kushner looks like the perfect, caring fiancé in a L&O SVU episode who is later revealed to have been kidnapping all those brunettes and dressing them up in his late mother’s clothes.

Oh yeah. I get this a LOT from relatives and friends, particularly now that my mother is getting older and developing some health issues. Will I be sad when my mother dies? Sure. I’m guessing I’ll also be relieved, angry, frustrated, and a whole raft of other emotions. This shit isn’t simple. However, I’m positive…

Yeah, I don’t know, I’m still on the fence about President Pence being a big improvement.

“I hope they play all their hit.”

What next?

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

Yes! I can feel sorry for her and still think she is not that great of a person.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

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I could stand to have them in separate places, but then you’ve gotta provide a shuttle in between. Asking people to figure out parking three or four times a day is a nightmare, nevermind the issue with drinking and driving. But the most important thing to me is NOT HAVING A FOUR HOUR BREAK BETWEEN THE CEREMONY AND…

Goddamnit, this makes me miss I Thee Dread pissing contests and Jolie even more.

I’m surprised his sons weren’t on hand for the tree cutting so they could proudly pose with its lifeless trunk.

I feel like there was a missed opportunity for the term “Fanvalanche.” You’re welcome.

I never sleep trained. I rocked my son to sleep and then graduated to reading stories and laying with him for a bit. We also coslept and everyone slept through the night. We’re not unicorns - I know a lot of people who did something similar to us. Different strokes, yo.

I’m not gonna tell you guys how to do your jobs, but...

“Had no idea today was Jose Bautista bobblehead day.” (Via @DriveThruDuck)