Since we’re resorting to middle-school level retorts - does it bother you that the Mustang arrived first, is globally viewed as the true American sports car icon and that the Camaro has always been and always will be a lame ripoff?

Yeah, because every day of my adult life (and a decent portion of my teenage years) I’ve tried to conduct myself the best I can. I’ve held employment and put my nose to the grindstone and tried to be a good person to all those around me.

Inflation is an ever present force - and 32 years of it applied to the prices of the originals means I bet it starts at $50k and goes up to $80k before we get any “market adjustments”. Sprinkle in supply and demand, nostalgia, it’s going to be anything but cheap.

Your understanding of economics as it relates to the…

My little brother tried to write a better one, but just didn’t have the energy for it.

How is it a flop? Let me repeat: In it’s 3rd model year, the totally new 6th Gen Camaro is down 6 THOUSAND UNITS to the Challenger. It’s behind the Mustang 8,000 units.

The front looks bloody awful, nothing else is needed to be said.

This is kind of a dipshit opinion that you don’t actually need to share with anyone else. You could have done something more productive with your time, like walk into the ocean until you got tired

Yeah, so fuck you, too. Nobody cares about your hate-boner, bruh.

“They don’t want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something.” RIP Mitch Hedberg

BUT BLAKE BORTLES’ EMAILS

I have taken that oath chief

Thanks for bringing up the teenage victim’s criminal record and throwing his brother in the mix. It’s a good thing you weren’t passing judgment on the kids, just adding context, otherwise you’d be a really shitty person.

A movie told from the POV of a 12 yr old (correct age?) kid about a bunch of other 10-14 yr old boys in the 60s has scenes regarding girls that aren’t totally on point with 2018 views? Why I never!

I don’t feel for him at all. He’s a terrible rider and should never get on a bike again.

and not even a good job; he let his teammates get killed

An auto-pilot system in a Tesla is designed and intended to relieve the diver of some strain during a long drive. It does not absolve the driver of the responsibilities to, among other things, keep an adequate visual lookout, monitor navigation and signs, and be ready to take over control at any moment. Equipping…

K but how many people have been killed by people driving their own cars? That experiment has clearly failed, yet here we remain.

An ICE car hitting the same barrier at the same speed would have likely killed all occupants by shoving the engine into the trunk.

Hating on black people is always a “teachable moment.” shooting black people is a “teachable moment.” Putting innocent black people in jail is a “teachable moment.” When will there be a teachable moment about respecting people of color? Or treating us equally?

You have already defeated yourself.