“She had some commitments she wanted to fulfill first,”

Beckymonster? Definitely. Blonde? Maybe. Beautiful? Uh, no. This girl is average by almost every standard out there, has some major acne, and she applies makeup like Voldemort in a bottle blonde wig.

No.

Yes, this one.

That would actually be fantastic. Thank you in advance.

Now just to spite your fucking condescending bullshit attitude, I’m gonna buy 100 boxes, thaw them, and send them to Gizmodo offices, ya fuckin jagoff.

So would the VP.

And this is why I have next to no fucking sympathy for the “white heroin epidemic, oh gosh let’s save the baaaaybeeeeezzzzz!!!”

Racism in a state founded for the sole purpose of becoming a white supremacist enclave? Nay

fuck you and your facts

Bitch, yo mama is an unprincipled, garbage candidate.

He’s clearly insane.

My grandmother had dementia and a brain tumor so she was in pretty sad shape but she perked right up when we gave her a fudge pop.

His physical results will come back showing he’s the healthiest person in the world. 6'4" tall and a slender 190 lbs. Resting heart rate of 46 and the best pressured blood in the world. His HDL has a winning temperament.

I also have a backup system. You see I am married, and my wife never fails to point out my numerous shortcomings. I’m sure when I cross into problem drinking territory she will let me know loud and clear.

You must be a college-educated man in your mid 20s.

Colorado Man Convicted of Hate Crime Against Mosque Ensures He Won’t Commit Any Additional Crimes

How awful. For someone. I assume.

Of course, an attorney for the Combined Law Enforcement Association of Texas said that the video, which is 12 minutes long, doesn’t show the whole picture.

Corrections officers are technically not police.