I think you made the right decision to get the fuck out of there. If you hadn’t you might not have a head rn.

I don’t know, but I like your story and I salute you for PLAYING IT COOL whilst slowly extricating yourself. Every damn time something like this happens in the movies,the ‘victim’ freaks out! Aaaargh! That doesn’t help anything! Play along and GTFO! Good for you. Sorry you experienced this.

Yikes, serial killer in the making, creepy.

ALWAYS LISTEN TO ANIMALS. (They are smarter than we are about these things.)

In 20 years your son might be on here’s telling stories about the friendly ghost who used to play with his toys.

*go to google.com*

This is awesome. I would totally wanna know if my husband was acting like a douche. I wonder what kind of responses she gets from the women?

A post has been making the Facebook rounds about a woman who sends pictures of her shits to guys who send her dick pics.

This is awesome.

Someone on here recently suggested I reply to dick pics with dick pics found on the Internet. I’m dying to try this.

Between her and the shark, this is a fun Friday.