A male feminist walks into a bar

So now the Shepard tone is going to become the Wilhelm scream of the next generation of amature filmmakers

And these communities are hit double because when they are struck by outbreaks of preventable diseases they will be denied access to decent healthcare.

“Why the fuck won’t these religious hucksters go away and stop targeting people’s fears and ignorance?”

Dude: “It’s in the Torah”

Well obviously the armed, trained men wearing body armor were in great fear for their lives. I mean after all it was a black person with another black person inside her. Who knows what those two were capable of?

I really hope we’re able print out the entire internet and put it in a vault so one day the aliens can fully grasp how much we deserved our demise.

I’m only sad that the elephant that killed him died.

People who fight against new words are fucking old and stupid, words are created and used, it comes back, it goes away, that is language.

The US has a long, sordid history of “rugged individualism” that is mostly bullshit. Politicians appeal to that idea and get people to go against their own best interests so the politicians can funnel money to their buddies instead of building a society.

I’m a compassionate person. I’m very heartbroken over her passing, especially since it was cancer.

Except fetuses, cops, guns and rich white guys.

The Daughters of the Confederacy here in town realized that their membership was dying and fading away so they invited the community to an “open house” to appear friendlier and I guess to recruit(??). I had to go because of my job. There was a big open room with tall elaborate chairs all around that looked right of…

My Iranian friend is a biomedical engineer. With the help of her professor, she designed a type of wrist-watch device that could detect if the wearer is having a stroke about a 1/2 hour before it happens. Sends a signal to the smartphone to contact paramedics. She hasn’t been able to get any funding from VCs that…

“You have attracted people who are determined that ideology is more important than facts.”

Seriously. Why the fuck do I have to pay for his testicular cancer screenings? Why do I have to pay for anything that doesn’t affect me directly? I pave my own roads and teach my own schools and put out my own fires too! I AM AN ISLAND AND MY ISLAND HAS NO MAN-PARTS.

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

‘Cause nothing says ‘hippie’ like a multi-national corporate-consumerist conglomerate headed by a homophobic billionaire CEO