I’m a nurse (although no longer actively practicing) and my friends and I have long had a name for those hospitals. We call them “bleeding ass hospitals,” as in “If I get run over by a bus, you throw my bleeding ass in a car and take me back to a real hospital in <insert large city>.”

Wow...that Vulcan nerve pinch is a real thing?

I loled like a grade-schooler

A testicle got stuck in a butthole.