Obviously, the easiest solution is to not have a family of four.

This is just objectively untrue. Nobody that has played as many games as LeBron was playing every game of every season and staying healthy and effective. Hell, he’s already started more games in his career than Jordan and in 1 fewer season played.

3-1

+ 2 Unlimited

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

[polite applause]

As long as the victim gets a restraining order commanding Richardson to stay 3 yards away at all times, she shouldn’t have any more problems with him.

Isn’t “pissing all over The Concourse” what Hamilton Nolan does every week?

Since he was suspended for a full year, we know the answer is not “his wife’s face.”

Berman’s parents are Irish and Lituanian, which means he orders Didzkukulia with his Guiness! Folks!

“Tried to make a political joke. Can’t.”

You forgot “gluten free”, “man-splaining”, and “woke”, preventing you the buzzword bingo.

The same way Warriors fans did when they were up 3-1. You guys have it wrapped up.

“Well I didn’t have enough [tools], and that’s where I made my big mistake” - Mike Mulligan

Yeah it really doesn’t matter what illness you have. In Japan you should wear a mask if you go out and are sick. Around the fall/winter time people will wear them both to prevent illness and to not spread their colds.