I’m not sure she knows who Riefenstahl is. My money is on Candice Cameron Bure.

Yesterday the world spun, the sun shone, and Beyoncé celebrated her 36th birthday. As a way to say thanks to Beyoncé for being Beyoncé on her born day, Michelle Williams, Kelly Rowland, Michelle Obama, and others paid tribute by dressing up like Beyoncé.

I don’t hate Oprah but ever since she promoted the Secret on her show, I’ve thought she’s the sort of rich loon who doesn’t want to admit that pure, dumb luck played a big part in their success no matter how hard they worked.

Most people who call themselves Christian wouldn’t know Jesus if he were wearing them in the face. After all, Jesus was a man of Middle Eastern descent and would not have been the blond, blue-eyed hunk American churches like to depict him as.

As a Christian, few things infuriate me more than assholes who use the faith to enrich themselves while taking from others. The prosperity gospel is horse manure at best.

Didn’t you know: Jesus wanted the poor and down trodden to give more, while asking nothing of the rich. /s

He also preached to survivors not to give in to a “victimhood mentality” then passed around the collection plate. I’m not kidding. He passed around the collection plate asking people who have probably lost everything to give him money. This guy has no shame and doesn’t even pretend to be anything other than a money…

You would have to be a really shitty human being to want to get rid of this program. Oh wait...

It is good to see proof that a couple that is very much in the public eye truly love each other in private.

She’s already got an heir and a spare so she’s done her duty. I doubt she’s been pressured into more.

All right, Wills, you can get that vasectomy now.

Something tells me the Queen would have been fine with just the two. I just don’t think that Kate can stay out of her husband’s pants.

I’m really surprised she is having another baby. HG is fucking horrific.

Dear Mike Pence,

I should have fired Mueller. At least I have the best cell. The best. #MAGA

—Prisoner 45

I thought this too when watching CNN this morning, but I guarantee he’ll outsource it to some staffer. It will read like all his teleprompter ransom speeches.

Hopefully it’ll be something quick, like:

He won’t write a letter; he’ll just tweet.

Rick Santorum just needs to choke on some Santorum.

Quick, let’s have a guess what Trump’s letter is going to say to his successor (assuming he has one and doesn’t crown himself overlord).