Since it’s five pointed I’m willing to give some benefit of the doubt, but still...any other color, literally, any other, would have been a much better choice, plus anywhere else on the garment.

There’s really nothing that can be done at this point. It’s in God’s hands, he’s pretty pissed off about the gays and stuff so he decided to send this hurricane. All you can really do now is repent. Oh and we should probably eliminate FEMA entirely and let the free market handle this.  

I’m still convinced that the Icelandic way of giving surnames is the best and least complicated.

Shall we crowdsource the perfect feminist Chinese-Caucasian baby name below?

He looks like one of those MRAs who likes to call women “fat” and feels he deserves a tall, thin, blonde no matter how little effort he puts into his own looks.

The human pedobear.

“We’e worked really hard to prepare for this hurricane...” except for doing literally anything to stem climate change’s impending annihilation of the gulf coast

I’m waiting for her to write a song about all of her FedExes

So she’s just going full Conner4Real now? Can’t wait until she releases her 2017 gay marriage anthem and gets upstaged by Cardi B on her tour.

It hasn’t even been 24 hours and I am already exhausted by Taylor.

Remember the old days when you had to spend the night in a physical line in front of the local record store that served as your area Ticketmaster outlet to get tickets for a concert?

To beat the enemy you must become the enemy.

So she eliminated scalpers by becoming the scalper, eh? Very interesting technique.

Wasn’t Katherine Heigl hawking kitty litter or some such product recently?

Bad Blood without Lamar’s verses is absolutely unlistenable.

Many people don’t even know the term “placebo effect” but it’s really powerful. All I wanna know is:

I’m,

You might not care when you’re bleeding to death, but what about when you’re dealing with the anguish of bone spurs?

I wish I could give you two stars. One for a Rocky Horror reference, and the second for deploying it perfectly.