As was Tatianna. Roxxy should have been sent home instead. I literally screamed “That is some bullshit!” when that elimination happened.

She has the best attitude, but I’ve never understood her makeup. That probably says more about me than her.

There’s no amount of Trixie I won’t sit through to get me some Katya. KATYAAAA! QUEEN OF MY HEART!

Katya was robbed in All Stars 2.

Hopefully this asshole

God I wish Gorka would fuck off, if only because he likes to play up his British Army bullshit “oh I was in a super secret Intel unit who hunted down the IRA”.

...”and we both like soup...”

I once found out, after thirty thirsty minutes of flirting, that the guy was a white supremacist

Anthony, a virgin, talking about the foods he’s allergic to: chocolate, ice cream, tree nuts, almonds, cashews, walnuts, peanuts, chestnuts...

That’s what I was thinking- what’s Swift getting out of this? I think she’s going for redemption since so many turned against her after the Kanye thug and the Tom H thing.

Perry needs Swift right now WAY MORE than Swift needs Perry. So...what’s in it for Swift?

DOes anyone in this administration know how to do like, the barest of the bare minimum to at least look like decent human beings? It’s not that hard.

The goal is to eliminate having to wash towels every day because no one knows which towel is theirs.

I also don’t love the photo following it as if posting a picture of yourself in a bikini means you can’t be a serious lawyer also?

For as far along as she is, that’s an awfully nice ultrasound. At that stage (about 3 months-ish) in my pregnancy, my kid was still mostly a blobby with a head-shaped thing attached.

Ew, he started messing with her when she was 19. He is just gross.

What business person starts any project WITHOUT A FREAKING CONTRACT!

They also likely have a Grand Canyon of a thigh gap. I can’t imagine this shit being comfortable regardless, but it seems it would be significantly less irritating if your inner thighs have never met. Mine are BFFs though, so what the hell do I know.

The people who buy shit like this probably don’t have pubes. They wax that shit bald.

Because who doesn’t love getting metal things tangled in your pubes, and then adding sand and water (preferably salt water)!