I pray her kid is never constipated.

I dunno, I’m more concerned about the nut job filming people in the bathroom.

Is it me or is that a rendering of a woman and not actually a woman?

“I told by Applecare that I could walk in the store and get the part!”

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

$40 + $160... that’s a lot of money for crappy audio equivalent to a $15 Sony 3.5mm earbud.

Great Googly Moogly.

I would like to gift you with a Rolls Royce which this lovely chauffeuse Melania Trump will deliver

We’re still paying extra for it. It’s just included in the base price of the vehicle now.

There are 3 numbers in there.

No Country for Dumb and Dumber.

TOM! STOP IT!

what a stupid question.

a very good question.

His name? David Traski

“part-time looking-ass dude”

New definition of full-floating axle.

it is