I like Jones because he isn’t trying to get you to like him. That isn’t his job. DC’s weak shit talk and his gloating over something that he never earned are what I hate. Jones is still the true champion. I hope he starches DC this weekend.

So many heated pillars and rests. Why? My driver had better have the cabin at the optimal temperature before he even considers inviting me in. If not, I shall smite him and burn his carcass for warmth.

Scrolled by the image and thought it was a microphone shaped like a banana.

Scrolled by the image and thought it was a microphone shaped like a banana.

I like this idea and think they should extend it beyond stations. Give a company the opportunity to really sink some money in and revamp the actual trains. Anyone who has lived in NYC knows how miserable the train can be, especially in the summer. If I get on a nice, new, sparkly car with good insulation, comfy seats,…

These are the same people who went haywire when they didn’t actually find a film a Megalodon a few years back.

I’m confused, and partly because my knowledge is admittedly lacking on the subject.

Bash my car? Yes.

You’re spot-on with it too. Every one of my employees always has a tape measure on his side. This may be neat for someone who has trouble reading a tape, but I would never buy anything like this for a commercial application.

You’re spot-on with it too. Every one of my employees always has a tape measure on his side. This may be neat for…

9 miles?! Where has this thing been stored? I feel like you’d rack up over 9 miles just moving the thing back and forth out of your way for 11 YEARS!

Please welcome your mascot for the 2020 Olympic Games

I certainly can see where you’re coming from. My point is merely that, as far as I know from reading, this particular guy wasn’t engaged in anything besides watching the game shirtless. Yes, he has a tattoo that supports some heinous shit, but the only thing he’s guilty of at the stadium is possibly offending someone…

I know you will all join me in wishing Jake great success as he focuses on his personal brand...

As soon as I saw the headline, I wondered if you’re afraid of spiders...
because this looks like a spider...
the kind that will likely crawl into your bed tonight...
and try to find some way to extract your fluids without waking you.

1) No. The difference that I see between this and yelling slurs is that with the yelling, those dicks have targeted an individual and are actively making an effort to incite conflict and/or violence. This guy is displaying his ideology but not actively attacking anyone. Are we going to kick out a peaceful spectator…

I drooled over this perfect example at the Autostadt.

I’m a pretty liberal democrat, voted for Obama both times, voted and rallied against Trump, and supported the passing of the ACA.

This is what I’m thinking. Jalops need to mobilize.