wheelsandthelegman
WheelsAndTheLegman
wheelsandthelegman

Despite bad grades, those kids managed to avoid a C section

While it’s all they could do in time for the playoffs, this is clearly an instance of treating the symptoms and not the disease. The disease in this case being the NFL’s needlessly-byzantine rulebook, which is so convoluted that even the refs seem incapable of keeping the rules straight, which gives the average fan

Because if there’s anyone I trust to prevent blunders, it’s the NFL league office.

Yo Gabba Gabbert hasn’t connected deep in any of his games

As a 49er fan, I think he meant they are worse than mediocre, not better...just a hunch...nice recap though chief.

Kaepernic’s future sure doesn’t look bright (significantly worse than Blaine Gabbert is not a good place to be).

How good of a QB coach is Harbaugh if he made Kaepernick look that good?

Jaquiski Tartt is getting fined for taking Cutler to Suplex City.

Pretty sure the Bears are just that bad.

Perhaps the first time in history the Jaguars actually started quickly.

You know what was his fault? Wrecking that poor cameraman’s knee when he took the personal foul for throwing that dude out of bounds late. Threw the dude right into the cameraman. The replay was gruesome. Anyone know what I’m talking about, or should I just go back to huffing paint thinner?

I think the worst thing any comedian can do is laugh or giggle at their own jokes. John Oliver is unwatchable for this reason, IMO.

“First of all, any negative talk about J.T. Barrett is that crap that comes from the south end of a north-facing male bovine. I am old enough not to give much for political correctness.”

His co-worker Jim has to fly from Santa Clara every week to make his shift and he’s not doing as badly.

Jerry Jones is probably on this as we speak. Next time Greg Hardy fucks up, the camera will just cut to Special Teams Assistant “Cuddles McBalderdash.”

I reached the end of the article and saw this. It may not make the Titans any better on the field, but it wouldn’t make them much worse. Definitely more adorable going forward, though.