Maybe he could collaborate with the Lanesplitter posters on their interpretation of the car

Camry Dents are very popular.

I’m not saying it should be exclusively that way, and the reality is most major automakers don’t want the headache of direct sales. But...

No Lowballers, I know what I have.

Craigslist be like,

Bond is excellent on getting out of sketchy situations.

I saw this movie. You just need to scream at the truck, smack the dashboard, and gun it, and you’ll make it, even with flaming tires and wheels. (Helps to be Pierce Brosnan)

100%

Love that he got tired and just set it down. Is New York City that weird that no one would notice a guy carrying an 86 pound bucket of gold leaf?

Woowee. My truck is 84 people years old and my corvette is 95 people years. Now get off our lawn with your nav systems and Blueteeths.

Time for some pretend math.

90% of the emails I get with someone asking about negative equity have some FCA product involved.

As someone who sells both new and used vehicles at a high-volume Chrysler Jeep Dodge Ram dealership I would say that is a conservative figure.

The message is clear: the TruCoat is strapped on at the factory, and cannot be removed.

This is honestly the only race that matters for me during the entire year. Well this and the 24-hours of Le Mans really... Both are brutal on both car and driver.

Ha! I like your thinking.

Your budget is too conservative for a proper mid-life crisis, and nothing on that list would cause the requisite marital strife. That said, there’s still a way to get what you want while still going full-on Derpasaurus:

I have been pondering a motorcycle ski rack forever!

You, Andrew, are my kind of motorcycle guy. Unashamed with doing something useful and practical with your motorcycle.