So I’m just going to assume that you don’t understand what an opinion piece is.

k bye

don’t mess with me on this one Sean. I want this bike. I need this bike.

You know who really pisses me off? The weatherman, telling me about the weather ahead of time and spoiling it.

They should really wait at least a year to post spoilers, if you ask me. My video-watching schedule is BOOKED and I likely won’t be able to get to it until October 23rd 2016.

THANKS JALOPNIK (and Obama)

Who is waiting a week to watch the final and deciding race of a world championship?

And I do not mean the “my son plays lacrosse” upper class. I mean the “I could kill a poor person and get away with it” upper class.

I bought the fanciest model a few weeks ago (because I’m terrible with my credit card like that), and it is making these dark mornings SO much more bearable. I’m a bit annoyed that the tap snooze function doesn’t seem to work (a common issue, I’ve found), but it doesn’t bother me enough to send it back for a…

I bought the fanciest model a few weeks ago (because I’m terrible with my credit card like that), and it is making…

MORE LIKE ALFA-LATE.

Poor quality, but not in Portrait?

The traction control switch should just be labeled Unsubscribe Me From Future Ferrari Models.

As we suspected all along. Tire pressure was off.

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.

That’s just pretty much for fuckin’ weight reduction.

A: so you can drive with handcuffs on.

It’s concrete, Concrete, CONCRETE!

Captain Ramius likesh thish posht

Down perishcope, shtarbord shixteen degreesh.

Impreshive