Cue butthurt Holden fans in 3, 2, 1...

Now everyone’s going to want a socket in their valve cover.

You can find plenty of tools in these sorts of cars.

UAW workers only come in halfs because they only do half work.

Depends on which half.

Tip: If it’s only half a worker, he’s not sleeping.

Not sure why he expects Mitsubishi to cover anything in this situation. It’s way out of warranty. I would have told him to pound sand.

Big deal. I found half of a sleeping UAW worker under the 3rd row of my Traverse.