I mean, at least go for the hot old dudes. Their choices are... questionable.

See also every stripper shoe ever. Personally, I love lucite ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Right? And how they’ll probably never match it because it’s probably from some kid working in a Chinese sweatshop :(

You'd be surprised how much art/entertainment is made by people who aren't rapists, abusers, and pedophiles.

How good would cannoli edibles be though??

You wouldn’t think so, but FBI experts examined it and said it was highly unusual from any other ransom note they’d seen where an actual kidnapper is at work. There was evidence that a practice note had been composed but was never found, plus Patsy tried to change her handwriting after the the crime.

True, on the one hand, EVERY PERSON should lawyer up when they talk to the police, no matter what. On the other hand, it just seems weird to me that it would be their first thought. And their lawyers made it super difficult to interview them after. I'm pretty sure the holding of the body was a threat that was floated,…

I'm not 100% sure, but I think they jd family friends who were lawyers turn away the police and well as the family doctor tell the police they couldn't answer questions the night of.

I don't believe he ever did anything under oath, so probably not. Plus I'm not sure what the SOL is for perjury, but probably not longer than 20 years.

Believe it or not, you can be mad at Schumer for employing a longtime misogynist and rape apologist AND be mad at Metzger for being a longtime misogynist and rape apologist AND be mad at the actual rapist.

Exactly. From Kolar’s book, (he was the DA’s lead investigator for a while and is participating in the show) he strongly suggests that Burke committed the act and the parents covered it up, but the DA was so invested in the intruder theory, that she wouldn’t let him pursue it.

Interestingly, if it was Burke, he couldn’t be charged because children under the age of 10 can't form criminal intent under Colorado law. And the statute of limitations for accessory after the fact have lapsed.

They couldn't interview the parents because they lawyered up THAT NIGHT.

When they did the autopsy, they found evidence that JonBenet had prior sexual abuse though :(

It actually wasn’t all over her body. There was trace amounts in her underwear, but not front semen. And apparently it’s pretty common for DNA transfer to happen in the underwear manufacturing process (ew right). There were also 5 other trace DNA amounts on different places on her body that were different than the…

If you’re interested in the case, read James Kolar’s book Foreign Faction. He completely dismantles the intruder theory, which is the direction the cbs show seems to be taking. It also talks a lot about the internal politics of the police department and the D.A.’s office. SUPER interesting.

I’m not sure about Dreamgirls. I didn’t think she deserved an Oscar nom at all and one of my favorite Oscar moments to this day is J-Hud winning.

First choice of Beyoncé lol. Say what you will about Gaga’s acting, but she's infinitely better than Bey. Never forget Goldmember.

Thank you.

Bye bitch, see you never hopefully.