Hey, this is America. We can be stupid in LOTS of different ways at the same time!

Now I call myself a Kotaku regular, not as regular as some of the other fine people here but a daily glance before I start and end my day is always on the schedule. While I do yawp in excitement for game announcements and the like, I’ve never truly been happy about a piece of news that you folks have reported on(I…

Me: People get jealous because he’s so attractive and famous and successful, but also paints minis and plays warhammer and is a huge PC gaming dork.

“I have no idea why Twitch banned me.”

Looks like you never stopped. Maybe try mentally growing up passed 14 too. 

Want to point out that the 2000 crystals to do a summon with a guaranteed rare is not cheap to buy with cash. It’s like $30 something Canadian.

For fans of FFT that would prefer to stay away from the F2P trap, I’d like to throw out Fell Seal: Arbiter’s Mark. It’s a super solid TRPG with all the old things we loved about FFT: dozens of classes, mix-and-matching learned skills and a compelling story. It’s even got a few things we would have loved back in the…

The problem most likely isn’t just in finding someone with the right cred, but also the willingness to be a teacher. And some ability to actually teach.

I’m so burnt out with the looter shooter genre. They all follow the trend of:

Fucking finally

Yeah, aside from the kikimora, striga, djinn, green and gold dragons, cursed hedgehog knight and doppler...no monsters whatsoever.

Why in the fuck would anyone still be playing this pile of shame when there is Mario Kart 7 or 8, both genuinely good, fun games, both of which are on portable systems and neither of which ask for a fucking monthly payment.

I do not personally know any TTRPG players who actually care about perfectly balanced dice and I’ve been DMing for almost 20 years. They exist sure, if you go on amazon and look at dice, you’ll find reviews of people who’ve actually evaluated sets for accuracy, but we’re talking a really marginal case here.

It was especially unexpected when Dutch van der Linde made a surprise appearance!

Gorgeousness and gorgeosity made flesh!

There’s nothing wrong with making them more accessible. Nobody’s forcing anyone to use the option.

Man, all respect to the voice actors, but it’s so close to the MCU aesthetic that them NOT being Chris Evans/Hemsworth, RDJ, etc throws me off. Doesn’t help that the characters themselves look like the Marvel’s Avengers On Ice versions, or that Cap apparently thinks he’s in a Call of Duty game, based on his outfit.…

Just get rid of him already, all these fucking people and their disgusting fucking edgy streams, learn some manners and laws because this shit is tiring.

PC gamers are complaining about a game being “exclusive” to double-clicking a different icon on their desktop. Meanwhile console players have been dealing with this kind of actual exclusivity bullshit for decades now (and recently with Destiny 2, PC players are getting in on the fun!). Not saying that this has never…