I am so completely done with this absolutely fucking moronic, misguided horseshit crusade against Epic.

Look, I get it, the Epic store has a long way to go, but it’s been around for FOUR GODDAMN MONTHS! Valve has had 12 YEARS to develop and build up Steam to where it is now. Yes there are things the Epic store should…

I’ve been waiting for the Schreier breakdown of how this fell apart far more than the game itself.

I just wanna say, anyone who feared Yoshi’s Crafted World (last week’s release) would be too kiddy or easy should have no worries. I’ve gone through a few of the initial levels multiple times and I still can’t find the final red coins. And the Yoshi Mecha level is brutal. And this is the first world!

Oh wow, you really converted me.

No fucking shit. Gamers can be some of the most entitled assholes ever. Why the hell would someone want to engage with spoiled shits who armchair game develop, as if content and features are as easy to make as a meme template.

I mean, don’t get me wrong, the discrepancy between pre-release promos and the actual game is jarring and worthy of concern, for the sake of perspective, I’d just like to point out the all-time worst offender:

BioShock Infinite.

So I’m listening to this weeks Splitscreen, hearing Kirk, Jason, and Maddy talk about Anthem...and though I haven’t played the final release yet since I’m playing on PS4, I do understand the criticisms and complaints.

What I would like to say, though, is that though it seems to need a lot of work, with these kinds of…

Iron Man Destiny...now with friends!







I’m still buying the shit out of this game.

lol calm down this is a politics website 

If you strike me down, I will become more powerful then you can possibly imagine.

Hey careful don’t hold that thing where someone could grab it.

Or unlock more smash characters. Use the time to grow strong so, when the time comes, you may crush them in front of their significant others to show them how misplaced their love is

I’M READY FOR HIS BITCH ASS

imagine being this upset about a controller

imagine being this upset about a controller

There’s a good word to describe an epically long journey across an ancient world that is fraught with hostile beasts and other dangers, and for some reason I just can’t fucking remember it right now.

Sounds like a lot of money was stolen from their business. Money used to pay employees, make products. It’s not like these guys didn’t earn it and aren’t putting it to good use. I find your reaction baffling.

Because America is weirdly puritannical when it comes to sex and sexuality. Violence? Good for children! A single butt cheek? Better slap an NC-17 rating on that baby.

You know, the game was set up in a way that allowed you to use your own music, right?

I mean, most of their viewers are kids. Majority of which, no matter what generation they are in, are the easiest to market to and con out of money.

The internet made that target waaay easier to exploit these days.

Do people understand this was always going to be a draw so they could have a second fight and take more money?  You got worked.