Holy shit. He was nearly sideways after the chute came out.

Does you Dad bring in Delicas as well?

What was this, "Loosely pack all the shit you own,in your car-day"?

Secretly I think she's just plotting to get the extra space in the garage. Right now their CRV is relegated to the driveway so the '54 Chev truck can live inside. I think she's scheming to get her hands on a Bug-eye Sprite. She had one when she was a teenager and she's made some noises about having one again.

I don't know. I mean, outside of the statement it makes, I do like it.

I was just talking to my dad last week about this car. One of his hot-rod buddies is selling a '55 Ford Fairlane Victoria (same car as in your picture). It's amazing. Five years ago Al did a ground up, resto-mod to the car. The body and interior are original, the frame is original. The motor and driveline and the…

Perhaps I'm a crazy person, but I love this colour. There's a guy in town with an M3 in this colour and it is badass-looking. In a world of black or white uber-sedans, this thing is a middle finger to convention, with the cojones to back it up.

Any supercar in light blue metallic instantly looks cheap. Here's a nice DB7. In silver it would be awesome. In black,white or navy it would be amazing. Here in light blue metallic it looks homely.

Here, hold my Guinness and watch this.

Fortunately for this woman, they don't suspect a thing.

I got Good Lemonade, Dixie Cups, all flavours and Eight Balls too.

Better yet would be for Noble to offer something to Koeniggesgg and get them to cough up a set of AirCore hollow carbon fibre wheels.

Nicely done.

I love this configurator. I built the Special Edition, Retro-Series 1, with E-Type body mod. The hostesses were in Options Package 3C.

Fence green has make thirty-nine and then bacon shoes jump average.

Nah. That would be pervy. There's a line between "research" and, "really?".

They aren't totally bare. I checked.

A couple of years ago a group of kids were riding their bikes home from school - keep in mind these were children riding on the sidewalk - when a lady in a green Camry pulled up alongside them and started yelling at them for "being unsafe, putting peoples' lives at risk and being bad kids who should just get a ride…

There's this Porsche-branded suppository.

You should get #COTD for "...the Schumis go WHINE WHINE WHINE." alone. Well done.