My family does the same, 1 name out of a hat and 1 gift each, except for the children under 17 who get little presents from everyone.

He is a great foil though. He does tangentially cause a lot of drama.

I think at this point in the show she can easily argue that she’s pulling the eyeballs that are still loyal to the show. In the beginning he definitely (by hollywood math) deserved more money... now n’s’much. I feel like William H Macy would be routing for her too.

Honestly. I’m not American, but I live here (not Canadian either) but this is a cultural gap that I see here compared to other first world countries and she has just opened pandoras box. The Americans are going to fight for their right to shop and spoil and say “they’ll learn soon enough the world sucks”, but it’s not…

It’s totally the Jersey shore for people who *think they* have money. Also it’s full of those grotesque LA actors who all seem to have moved to NYC in the past 3 years. I hate it!! I hate them! They’re the worst people in the world!

Woah! Y’all are way harsh.

Right. Why is her butt even itchy? Thassss.... not right! See a doctor.

The originals were the worst swimmers! It was my favorite part (being from a very swimmy family).

I have to confess. I find Zeffron super attractive. It goes against my real life and real attractions in every way. But. I don’t know. Come at me!

I don’t know, Bobby. I’m here for it!

I agree with you too. He is/was a douche and his parents seem adorable. Who can blame us for wanting to see him turn it around. These days it’s just like please someone, ANYONE, don’t disappoint us.

Melania CAN’T do it. Not won’t. She is completely ill-equipped. Her english isn’t good enough for starters and that’s the least of their worries.

If only

Ew. It’s all so gross. I mean my Dad calls my sister and I beautiful but it is just NOT in the same way, at all!

This was a great read, Rich! I love that you left your hook until the end - make us read the whole thing!

Your logic is flawless.

You just had to take a look at their cover image for this show to know they don’t know wtf they’re doing, or more importantly, who the fuck they’re talking to.

I liked it AND I like The Mindy Project!

Eh, i was only allowed to wear certain things out of the house and my parents are very, very humble and hard-working. They are also super old-school so for them it was about respect (for yourself and the people where you are going). He makes it insufferable by saying it’s tacky though. That’s the difference. Being…