Joanna Rothkopf.....I know it is a slow news day... but Huntington, WV just got a new Bojangles and people are going crazy. You should do story on that. Also Speedway is now selling 2 for $5 Spicy Italian subs.

In response to this, I’m going to Target tonight and going to spend some $$$$$!!!

If you see any of these 잉어it is Korean.

Good Job Tokyo. Now check out what we have... Camp Snoopy at Cedar Point where you can get up on the stage and dance with snoopy, Dress up for Haloween with Snoopy, and on Sunday Mornings at Breakers you can eat Breakfast with Snoopy, and every night you can even put on your jammies and hang out with Snoopy! I’ll just…

Here is a business opportunity to play both sides. “For $28,000 I’ll name your baby!” <- for parents, for businesses -> “For $28,000 you can name a baby after your company!” And that is how you got your name little Coca-Cola Nissan IBM-Sanchez.

10. Have knowledge of human reproduction and contraceptives as well as emergency contraceptives.

Taylor just upstaged this girl by being there. Then doing a vogue interview. Then kicking out the bride and groom from their own wedding and shooting a video about being dumped at the altar and how hard it is to be a cute girl. It is called “Worst wedding day ever” it already has 1 trillion views on youtube. There is…

Ditto.

The Kanye Style..... Now available at your local Goodwill!

The only way to market Rob was to create some fake drama then “bring him back into the fold”. I love the pic, it is the “Kardashian Spectrum of Marketability.” It goes from Marketable K’s on the left to unmarketable K’s on the right.

You made the write decision. TV > Men

When I saw these sparkly dresses I was for sure they were going to sing some 90's pop anthem, and it was going to turn into a music montage for working together, and the screen would cut to them wearing spandex, and leg warmers. “Get Physical! Physical!” Then nothing happened...... completely anticlimactic.

Wear 2 pairs of socks. I worked for Cedar Point’s Police and walked 8-10 hours per night 5,6,7 days per week in 70-100 degree and 0 blisters. You figure the average person walks about 1 mile every fifteen minutes = 32 to 40 miles per night (high estimate).

TL:DR.... How about a “Beyoncier!” at least until Beyonce sues us.

He did Vicious then dropped the mic and walked away. Top that.