Losing sucks, I know. Throw your tantrum and then we can talk about all the missed too many men penalties.

Haha it’s funny because you’re accusing someone you’ve never met of having a small penis! Hahah!

I get that it’s hard to lose on a Chris Kunitz shot. But really.

Oh Jesus Christ. You got enough help. Jerk my dick.

Oh come on. You can’t argue that this show makes kids kill themselves because it doesn’t portray a nuanced enough version of mental illness.

I would disagree. The spaces on the spectrum between Alabama, Russia, and Chechnya aren’t irrelevant just because you don’t want to seem anti-Islam.

So you want to mock the Americans that want it but won’t abide criticism lobbed at people that have it? That’s interesting.

Where the reports of such camps in Russia?

Interesting juxtaposition. This and the bullshit crispin interview.

Your constant use of italics and quotation marks is fucking annoying. God.

I mean it’s all anecdotal but I know a ton of Cubs fans too and that just isn’t the impression I get.

Wrigleyville puking bros are also a fair target! They are not mentioned here.

I’m not even a Cubs fan!

I think that misstates the perception fans have had of the team quite a bit.

What rings true? That they have money and have been so bad so consistently that it became a cultural thing?

If you want an anti Cubs take make it about chapman or ricketts. This is just dumb and whiney.

How the fuck was I supposed to know that?

You’re a fucking idiot.

Maybe not everyone is as up on burneko’s job description as you are?

He should get all of the credit for the Virginia win