Well, he was a D student for one semester at a crappy Christian college, so they're not sending us their brightest and their best here.

Two men spoke stridently in their indoor voices while Kirsten Welker, the moderator, seemingly forgot about the existence of the mute button and how to use it.

Legacy and donation bullshit produced this orator. Private schools know where their bread is buttered. They aren’t letting any failsons or faildaughters not graduate.

It was her best work.

They sent Tiffany.

Notorious RBG said honor my last wishes, do not fill this seat until after the election. You see what happens when you ignore the wishes of the dead. Like in The Color Purple,

This week has been a helluva year hasn’t it? 

Technically they don’t have to die, they just have to be incapacitated. I personally like the idea of Trump and Pence coming out of COVID-induced comas to find that they lost the election, Biden was inaugurated the day before, and by the way, the New York Attorney General would like to have a word with Mr. Trump.

So to recap this week in trump-o-sphere:

This is the first time Melania has been positive around Trump in a long long time.

He was around mike pence recently without a mask so best case scenario they both get it, croak and new president Nancy Pelosi yanks the Barrett nomination

I’m sure all our thoughts and prayers are with the coronavirus at this diffcult time.

It all makes sense now, tbh

I mean, “fuck Christmas” is probably the only thing I can agree with Melania on.

I mean...what is the nature of this initiative? Is it a “Just Say No” kind of thing? Because, as a recovering alcoholic, my eye twitches when I see that kind of message. Just saying “be drug-free” or “just say no” ignores the underlying issues of addiction.

Such a weird thing to be hung up on, right?  Oh noes, he might have other people that know the answers tell him those answers.  You know, instead of making shit up off the top of his head like a real man does.  

So, the MAGA crowd are concerned that Biden will listen to other people who actually know what they’re talking about. I can see how that would be a confounding prospect for them.

Good.

Sounds about white.

If you ever needed proof that the criminal justice system is broken , just remember that the founder of Project Veritas got a felony charge for trying to wiretap the phone of a sitting United States Senator and wound up walking out with probation.