If life is just, then 45's presidential library will be in the penitentiary he, his family and his appointees occupy for the rest of their natural lives.

Trump’s library won’t be in New York, unless he puts it in Trump Tower, so he will fume about not being “given” new real estate to make a monument to himself.

First,  you’re going to have to explain what a library is to Trump.

Um, I think it’s amazing that Miley Cyrus is able to look past Liam Hemsworth’s conventional ugliness and fall in love with his beautiful soul. On a spiritual, post-gender level.

Ashley, I’m so sorry you’ve drawn this beat.

And again, today, as every day, I peruse the day’s news, scratch my beard, look to the heavens, extend my arms, and scream “how in the ever-loving fuck is anyone dumb enough to listen to this bullshit?”

Knuckling under. Plain and simple. IT’s an attempt to appease the MAGA crowd, and other crazies into being less critical of CNN. It will fail however. This person is not an objective journalist, and has no business covering politics for CNN let alone on network television. You don’t peddle live birth abortion…

“...if anyone was offended...”

That’s a hell of a way to apply for a job at Fox News. 

Place your bets:
“I have black friends.” - 1/2
“I was hacked.” - 1/2
“I’m being silenced/targeted by the liberal media.” - 4/5
“I’m a young, dumb kid and didn’t really mean those things.” - 3/1
“I was kidding.” / “It was satire.” - 4/1
“I’m being quoted out of context.” - 5/1
“I was drunk.” - 7/1
“Fuck yeah, I’m racist. White…

Yep. As others have pointed out, once the Post’s attorneys ask for Nicky’s tweets and texts this thing is going to go away.

Plus a HUGE sense of entitlement. “I’m not worried about reproductive rights or equal pay, because I’m white and rich and have everything I want. YOU shouldn’t worry about them, either! Honestly, I don’t understand why you all just don’t marry rich.”

it’s a convenient neighborhood for getting to the Hill and prices aren’t as insane there.

Yes, very much so. Here’s my outsider’s perspective:

Has anyone informed Nick that he and his classmates will be deposed?

This kid is suffering from a bad case of Backpfeifengesicht 

She’ll never get it! Republican women simply CANNOT get it. Some of them come close— Stefanik is about as enlightened as the Republicans can get. But they always run up against that impassable wall when it comes to admitting that their party wages war on women, actively working to hurt women’s causes and rights.

It’s not like they’re going to burn you at the fucking stake. WTF?

Instead, why not email back to your church leadership and express your disappointment that they are jeopardizing their tax-exempt status by blatantly promoting political action? That not every member of their church agrees with their anti-abortion stance and you are saddened by your lack of representation in the…

So the generally very Republican FBI, who helped put Trump in office when Comey decided to issue a “but her e-mails” report right before the election, is so horrified by Trump’s behaviors and actions that they feel compelled to start an investigation into the possibility that the President of the Fucking United States…