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I love literally every member of the fab five, and I’M SO HAPPY!!!

I am so here for Tiffany Haddish. She’s a freaking sparkly explosion of pure awesome.

as sassy as a pair of orange crocs.

I don’t know this writer’s personal story, but I had a friend who was doing her postdoctoral work at a large university in an otherwise-small town while her husband was working locally as an elementary school teacher. They had one child and determined that they could afford a second, so they got pregnant. She ended up…

I’m sorry, as a long-time rugby player, I damn near spit out my tea laughing at your post. There are plenty of men physically weaker than me, including male rugby players, and I’m a relatively small player. There are few women in motorsports for lots of reasons (sexism, lack of encouragement, lack of sponsors, etc.),…

This movie and the original We’re No Angels are THE BEST. I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve watched them both, starting when I was maybe 5 years old.

THIS.

This is just like the abjectly stupid “Anarchists” in Portland who act like complete assholes at protests (that would otherwise have been entirely peaceful). And then conservatives get all agitated over the “violent Left.” Anarchists, antifa, whatever—do us all a huge favor and GO AWAY.

Fortunately, there’s nothing in the Constitution that protects these asshats from the social consequences of being a human dumpster fire. They can say whatever they want within the limitations of the First Amendment, but there’s no law protecting them from being publicly identified, and their employers are entirely…

EXACTLY. Leave us ladies the fuck out of your menswear problems. I’m not a masochist, I’m not stupid, and I’m sure as hell not going to wear a suit jacket in 80 degree weather.

But their new statement makes even less sense.

YES. YES I AM. I don’t want to take away your ability to drive because driving is a normal life function for those of us with cars (just like I don’t want to take away your ability to can food in a pressure cooker), but I sure as hell do want to take away your ability to own handguns and assault rifles, because they…

Exactly, right? The, “if we ban handguns and assault weapons, then we’d have to also ban cars and pressure cookers,” argument is SO UNBEARABLY STUPID. Cars are made to transport people and things, pressure cookers are made to prepare foods, and GUNS ARE MADE TO KILL. Forfucksake.

I shit you not, as a small child I found a (thankfully well-sealed) mercury capsule in a mostly-buried old car I was digging around near my house. I had an entire shed full of “treasure” (read: junk) I found on our property as a little kid. Thank fucking science for tetanus shots.

Avi’s voice is amazing all by itself.

I chopped my long hair into a suuuuper short pixie cut recently, AND I’M NEVER GOING BACK.

DON’T FLATTER YOURSELF 😘

DO GO ON, YOUR OPINION IS SO IMPORTANT.