5 bucks say "jerk off" gets voted to the top in the first 30 seconds.

Agreed. I will typically own most, if not all the consoles in a gaming generation, but I cannot for the life of me get into mobile gaming, despite being glued to my phone. 

Meh, I still don’t get smartphone gaming. I mean, I have a Galaxy S9+ that can probably run whatever game these days, and I just don’t... Want to? It chews through battery life and just feels... Off. I have like one puzzle game to kill time, but my phone is better suited for web surfing or social media time wasting.

You don’t even have any real argument. She’s providing vocals for music being generated by the band. That is all. It’s an add.
This is about a band. And part of the band is a singer.
Note the band doing what a band does? Making music with their “instruments.” She’s singing along with the instruments. As in most bands.
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But, it’s not a lot of storage. I had a 128 SSD drive for my last laptop and I was constantly running out of space (that’s without any gaming, just work related programs and files). These drives are even smaller than that.

You get no views on FaceBook unless you pay them money to promote each post.

Doesn’t FB expose a commercial page to like 15% of their followers unless you pay back into their visibility racket? How would that be better?

interesting. this feature is not existing in my google arts and culture app...

oh fuck off

I’d love Valve to decide to launch HL3 not on the PC, but the Switch and claim that it’s the game changing experience they were looking for. Can you imagine the sheer PC Master Race rage? The internet would melt.

I swear Trump could walk up to a WWII vet, punch him in the face while wiping his ass with an American flag and screaming “im a liberal and I love gays and abortion” all on live TV, then the next day go on Fox and Friends and say “I never did that” and his stupid fuck supporters (and the people in Fox) would say “see…

(I think someone should remind Nintendo that they’re supposed to be dead and failing. Not making me the most excited I’ve been about games in a long while.)

I know.

20 hours at a time?

Hey. Fuck you too.

I would like to remind everyone that this is not censorship and that Playtonic as a private business has the right to express itself as they see fit. If they do not wish to include voice work by a controversial figure in their video game that is well within their right. Jon’s free speech was not violated in any way…

Well, only how the guy ended up out of the plane before the crash is an assumption. But even so, this is hardly the “Weirdest Mystery of 2017" based on the facts so far. Add “...and the aircraft’s cabin doors were still locked...from the inside!” and you might have something.

Well once you rule out the impossible...

Am I missing something here? The guy set the autopilot and bailed / jumped / fell out. Plane ran out of gas. Everything seems explained on how the plane ended up in the snow.

Wait, I don’t understand. Are you using your extremely sloppy, shitty paint job as a comparative to the amazing work that Noel’s doing above? Because if it’s all about scale, that’s like saying all the guys painting houses, or better yet cars, are shitty painters because you managed to make a Matchbox look like the…