Do not try to compare your garbage flyover state that elected John Kasich as governor to the Golden State. You all deserve endless ridicule for letting that happen, hillbilly.

This is going to be another Spore. I can’t wait to laugh at everyone who shelled out for this before it came out. Get ready for a $70 lesson in being a sap for marketing!

ISIS is our fault. You can pretend like that is melodramatic, but they do not exist without our illegal invasion that was predicated entirely on falsehoods.

This shit doesn’t just HAPPEN. It happens because of us. Because we invade countries on total bullshit. Because we sit around and do nothing while our government murders people around the world and leaves vacuums like this. This shit is on you and me and everyone else that just goes about their daily lives without…

Barf. Who eats on acid??? Yikes.

Natural selection. All of you people please go to Texas.