It should be illegal to sell the car without the bike.

“Yeah, nah, bro - my cousin’s dog’s groomer’s rabbi was in a crash, and he wasn’t wearing a seatbelt. Thrown clear of the wreck dude, totally survived. Seatbelts are killers, bro.”

Three words: Track day bro?

The Z32 came in NA & Twin Turbo from launch. There was no single turbo model.

Ridiculous. ND MX-5 weighs less than 100kg more than the original.

As an Australian, I’ll advise you actually buy the EB, not the EA. The EA is a total lemon, particularly engine wise. 3.2 and 3.9 litre straight sixes with godawful throttle-body fuel injection.

The EB went to a 4.0L straight six with the new hotness, multipoint EFI. My first was still going strong at 400,000 km…

If students are regularly doing that, you need to learn to better control your classroom.

Definitely get where you’re coming from.

I think then though, you run into what I call The Juke Problem - when you have a car that’s designed to be out there and quirky with a variety of dress-up options, but inevitably dealers order basic stock to make it easier to sell. You then end up with a bunch of drab cars that…

Ah, I see! #learning

Sincere question: Is that gold lettering on the building meant to say something? Half of the letters just look like randomly rotated Latin characters. What script is this?

And yet in 20 years time, on NuJalopnik, they’ll be doing appreciative throwback posts to the i3 and i8 for daring to be different!

I love thrashing the karts at the local place.

Perfect place to hide a hot Fiat Uno, no? #conspiracy

Me too! And then some guy at a pub started giving me stick for being a “big shot” in my Porsche!

It’s like, dude. I’m wearing a $40 business shirt in my 30 year old, $3000 sports car. How drunk are you?

I’m so mad, my 1991 MX-5 has a cheap replacement steel hood instead of the original aluminium unit.

Agree to disagree. I’m 27, I think the new Civic Type R looks hot af, and have hated the gaping Predator maw since its inception. I’ve been continually flabbergasted that they keep doubling down on this awful design decision.

Embarassingly, it took me until the 3rd entry to realise this was a joke.

Potentially!

I’ve heard “If _________ happens, i’ll be the first to do it” tons of times, but not “If someone else proves X is possible, I will then be the first to do it”.

Good banter though, always interesting to see how language is interpreted by others. (Y) 

“Three cars have come out and proven that seatbelts are successful at reducing fatalities in road traffic accidents. I’d like to announce that Ferrari will now be the first to include these...”

The simple fact that we’re having this discussion indicates they communicated poorly.

Dudes are assholes.

That said, a cop doing a traffic stop is fairly likely to shoot you to death in the US, regardless of what you do, so I wouldn’t exactly blame them from running. XD