Back in the ‘90s I noticed that just about every single mkII Jetta I saw had a rear bumper that was tilted down or just plain falling off. More so than any other car. There are significantly fewer mkIIs on the road now so it’s more difficult to find current evidence of this.

This is all true. BUT! If the zombie apocalypse happens and you have a little community of say 30 individuals you could have a fleet of say 358 Karmas sitting out in the sun all day and have infinite milk runs of 20 or so miles (or less) each way. That saves you from getting a mouthful of gas every time you need to…

During which part of that assembly line do they install the signature factory fresh rust on all the hinges and underbody? The video goes by so fast I must have missed it.

Fuck you ballaban. Fuck you for trying to get this stuck in my head. It's like egg yolks in a radiator but in the brain. Fuck you.

It looks like somebody bathed the interior in Armor-al. Why?! Why ruin interiors with satan’s spunk like this?!?!

If only Alissa walker had half the wisdom you had she might be an acceptable journalist. Unfortunately she does not.