Am I the only one that wants to see if the coke made the engine sparkly clean?

Not sure what it is but it most definitely is ugly!!

Eww=ewe

Eww

I don’t see the problem here. The driver paid for the additional undercarriage wash.

Dude just kinda oozed back into it like pudding

How do the doom monsters pee?

They work surprisingly well as a vacuum. The dirt container isn’t terribly large so if you have animals it will probably need to be emptied after every vacuum or two and the filters will need to be changed cleaned once in a while but they are surprisingly inexpensive.

They work surprisingly well as a vacuum. The dirt container isn’t terribly large so if you have animals it will…

Quadrifoglio Verde. Which is Italian for four leaf clover. Alfa’s racing symbol.

The interior chrome looks super cheap. I guess I'll have to pass.

Wait. So you like it?

If the Canada workers go on strike doesn't it make it just that much easier and enticing to move production out of Canada and into Mexico?

I would feel so violated if that were my car. I'd have to get a new exhaust tail pipe at the very least. Maybe repaint my bumper too.

Tom,

How does one join the club to get out of the greys? You are completely invisible and talking to yourself unless you are accepted into the clique

Back in the ‘90s I noticed that just about every single mkII Jetta I saw had a rear bumper that was tilted down or just plain falling off. More so than any other car. There are significantly fewer mkIIs on the road now so it’s more difficult to find current evidence of this.

This is all true. BUT! If the zombie apocalypse happens and you have a little community of say 30 individuals you could have a fleet of say 358 Karmas sitting out in the sun all day and have infinite milk runs of 20 or so miles (or less) each way. That saves you from getting a mouthful of gas every time you need to…

During which part of that assembly line do they install the signature factory fresh rust on all the hinges and underbody? The video goes by so fast I must have missed it.

Fuck you ballaban. Fuck you for trying to get this stuck in my head. It's like egg yolks in a radiator but in the brain. Fuck you.

It looks like somebody bathed the interior in Armor-al. Why?! Why ruin interiors with satan’s spunk like this?!?!