The Day the Drone Cried

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I can't see any regular readers of the Hannibal reviews being spoiled at this point, since Mason eventually cutting up his face has been discussed in just about every comment thread this season.

Good times.

Someone just took the "I've got your nose!" prank to a whole new level!

It should be TV-No One

It's funny because it's true!

Serious Coens are serious.

Can we just admit that we want our sober artists to get back on drugs.

Twenty Photos of Xanderpuss That Will Restore Your Faith in Megan's Law

I'd rather see a dramatization of the Jay-Z/Solange surveillance footage

Stop trying to Pusher corny puns on us!

Have you heard the good news about Jesus Christ?

My library doesn't allow burritos, yet for some reason still smells like meat.

I used to get ceviche from a guy who sold it from a cart. People would be like, are you nuts? It's August in Los Angeles! But it was pretty good and I never got sick from it. Although I am sterile now.

I'd really like to see Matthew Stokoe's Cows serialized on these cups.

Wouldn't eating a bland burrito be one of those times you really want some distraction from your thoughts?

In fairness, it's hard to read stuff on your smartphone while trying to eat. If you lay it on the table it's at a weird angle. You have to prop it up on something. I guess what I'm saying is that I hope the next iPhone comes as a coffee mug.

I live in New Mexico, which is brimming over with fantastic mom & pop taquerias and Mexican/New Mexican restaurants, including casual fast food joints. So where do people line up at? Chipotle and Taco Bell.

I admit I was scratching my head over that "no access to libraries" remark. Where in the U.S. would there be a Chipotle but no libraries? If you can get to a Chipotle, couldn't you get to a library? I guess I took that as a nice way of saying "people who wouldn't set foot in a library if you offered them money."